After zipping up his jeans Dean went to the sink to wash his hands. When he was drying his hands he noticed his right palm was hairy.
"Crap."
Since Dean didn't want to waste the ham he decided to make a sandwich which was tricky to do with just the one hand.
"I guess it could have been worse. At least I didn't go blind."
Dean picked up the sandwich with his left hand and took a bite.
By Barbara Desmond