Moonlight Dwelling

"I'm off to the pub."

Xander looked at Andrew.

"Do you even know what a pub is?"

Andrew just looked at Xander shocked and amazed that he'd think he was that stupid.

"Of course I do. I'm not a total idiot you know."

Xander wondered about that since he'd heard him pronouncing vampire strangely. It might be entertaining to see a drunk Andrew.

"Okay I'm going with you."

"Huh?"

"Come on we're going to the pub and maybe I'll meet a girl that isn't a demon for a change."

"Girls?"

Xander just put his arm around Andrew's should and walked outside with him. Andrew was all tingly at the thought of seeing a girl but he wasn't sure why he'd see one at the pub. He wasn't sure if he was confused or maybe Xander was confused because he didn't want to take a bath with any girls around.

"You have no idea what you're talking about do you Andrew. We're going to a bar to have some beers and pick up some chicks."

"Oh I thought we were off to take a bath."

Xander just shook his head wondering if Andrew had been dropped on his head when he was a baby.

By Barbara Desmond