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Rejected Due To Being Evil Instead Of Naughty Elvis Dimera
Rejected Due To Being Evil Instead Of Naughty Stefano Dimera
Rejected Due To Being A Total Bitch Kate Dimera
Mrs Claus Gives This Boy A Big Thumbs Up Rafe Hernandez
Dear Santa
I realize that it's been a while since I've written to you but it is very important that you help make my Christmas wish come true. I recently found out that someone switched my baby at birth with someone else's baby. After finding that out the bitch Nicole stole her and ended up getting knocked on the head which is karma if you ask me but now Sydney is out there who knows where. I really would love to have my daughter home for Christmas so I can celebrate with her and my family including Rafe who is the best man I've ever met.
Love Sami
Dear Santa
I know I deserve coal in my stocking but I just want Sydney home. I'm terrified. Don't make that sweet baby suffer for what I did. And if you could get me a little something nice that would be great. I would kill for some brownies.
Love Nicole
PS Can you do something about my hair. It just looks horrible.
Dear Santa
Please have Rafe find me in time for Christmas. I don't want you to forget about me. I want to go home and I want presents too. Also I'd like a lifetime supply of juice and raisins. It would also be great if I got some hair.
Love Sydney
PS Can you please burn those boots my kidnapper is wearing.
Dear Santa
I don't know why I'm even bothering to write to you but I thought I'd give it a shot when my granddaughter urged me to do it. I want that stupid son of mine to wake up and get back together with his wife. I would also like it if you could make it so I never fall again. Damn my face hurts.
Sincerely Yours,
Victor Kiriakis
Dear Santa
Please let me be able to spend the day with Melanie without Nathan coming around. I really like this girl. She just might be the one so I don't want anyone to spoil things.
Love Phillip
Dear Santa
Can you please give Stephanie Johnson boils on her ass. Oops sorry I'll try to be good but that girl really gets on my nerves. Please let me have a great day with Phillip where I don't think about Nathan and what he might be doing with that girl.
Love Melanie
PS Can you also do something about the poofy hair on Phillip. I'm so tempted to just call him Poofy but I don't want to piss him off.
Return To Senders: Dimera letters are rejected so that means you too Stefano so don't even think about it. You two are evil so Santa's not interested although you might want to check with Satan but you might not be willing to pay the price.
Dear Santa
I would like my daughter back. I also want that bitch Nicole to try in hell for what she did to me. And I'd like another chance with Samantha so please take care of that Raphael guy.
Sincerly Yours,
Elvis Dimera
Dear Santa
How dare you reject my son's letter and mine before I even sent it. I will have your head for this. You don't mess with a Dimera. Please make sure my granddaughter gets home safely.
Dear Santa
I would like the perfect way to make Carly suffer for killing my nephew Lawrence. Any suggestions would be appreciated. I want that bitch to suffer. And please send me Ivan. I have no idea where he went. He was last spotted somewhere in Spain. I'm simply lost without him. Gus is no Ivan.
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Dear Santa
Can you give me a personality transplant? Also I'd like bigger boobs and a new cell phone. I would also like Edward for Christmas. He's so hot.
Love Gabi
Dear Santa
Can you help me not be such a bitch in the new year? I don't know what's happened to me. It's like a sickness that has invaded me. I keep blaming Bo for everything but I know that I'm being a bitch about everything. I'm not sure why. I guess I just wanted to live in the Kiriakis mansion.
Love Hope
Dear Santa
I wish Vivian would leave and never return. The woman is simply dreadful. I'm tempted to put Nair in her shampoo to see if that would get rid of her but I don't want Ciara to be blamed for the little joke. Any suggestions on how I can get rid of her?
Love Henderson
Return To Sender: Dimera letters are returned but even before you become one you'd be rejected for being a coldhearted bitch. Sure Chloe might annoy me too but she didn't deserve to be poisoned and the girl did save your life so let it go and try some self help books. Who knows it might allow you to have a relationship with your kids again.
Dear Santa
I would like all of my children to not hate me. I want to spend the holidays with them. I would also like it if Vivian crawled back to wherever she's been all these years. Also if Chloe were to die in some tragic accident that would be lovely.
Love Kate
PS I can't believe that bitch Anna stole my boots. Can you please send me another pair that don't make my feet look fat. And can you help me with my hair?
Dear Santa I'd like a last name for Christmas. I've been reduced to a letter for my first name so a last name would be swell. Also please give me the courage to let Will know that I have a crush on him. Maybe you could give me some courage and please let Mia get back together with Chad since she's my main competition. Kensey is no competition at all since she's a total bitch as I'm sure you're all too aware of.
Love Tad
Dear Santa
Please let me find Sydney for Christmas. I love Sami so much even though I know I'm taking a risk. Surely the better man should win the heart of this amazing woman. If you can bring down that jerk EJ that would be awesome. I think he'd look really good in one of those orange jumpsuits.
If you ever need any workout tips just let me know. I'm sure Mrs Santa would love it if you looked like me. I vow to shower more in the upcoming year and to walk around shirtless since I know Sami will enjoy it but I have to draw the line at going shirtless outside since it's getting pretty cold out there.
Love Rafe
Dear Santa
Please make that bitch Chloe suffer and have Daniel wake up one morning and dump the lying slut. I really hope the new year gets better for me since this one has really sucked. I have a new haircut. Yes I'll admit that I admire that Dean Winchester who looks so familiar for some reason. I don't know what it is about him.